13 Homer Simpson’s Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day

13 Homer Simpson’s Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day
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“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”

“A gun is not a weapon! It’s a tool, like a hammer, or a screwdriver… or an alligator.”

“Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.”

“I want to share something with you: The three little…

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